A while back when I talked about a fungus attacking the stem of a tomato plant, Sue wrote that she had successfully used cinnamon to stop a plant fungus. I had read this assertion before, and have read it a couple times since. Well, the other day I decided to give it a try on my powdery mildew problem on the squash plants. I didn't know what would happen, but I figured what the heck. I went out and used a ginormous bottle of Costco cinnamon (next time I will go to the dollar store, because even Costco cinnamon is not cheap!) all over those giant squash leaves. I didn't do the entire pumpkin patch, because those leaves looked too far gone, I thought.
I noticed a few things when I did the cinnamon-sprinkling: Well, it's a well established fact that cinnamon is a female aphrodisiac, and I gotta tell you, when sprinkling about a pound of cinnamon all around me, well.... Fact. (Excuse me -- I'm off to Costco to buy another pound of cinnamon so I can take a bath in it...)
Okay, I'm back. What was I saying.......?
Oh, yes. So apart from that physical effect on me, it seemed to upset the bees that were pollinating the summer squash. They seemed upset and maybe even disoriented by the strong scent. I don't know if that is a lasting effect, and I hope it's not harmful, but one of the reasons we are losing our bees, I've been reading, is that the pesticides that are being used in "traditional" agriculture are making the bees somehow disoriented and unable to find their hives. So that worried me a little bit.
Also, this has been a rainy year here, and I am practically eaten alive by mosquitoes whenever I go out to my garden, even in the full sun. But when I was coated with cinnamon, not one mosquito bothered me. Or maybe I was just so blissed out by the love powder that I didn't notice if they did. (What? That was NOT ME with a straw up my nose doing cinnamon lines!)
I wasn't able to go to my garden the day before yesterday, but when I got home from work yesterday I went out and I found this:
Perfectly perfect, unblemished by powdery mildew, squash leaves. All these leaves were coated with powdery mildew the other day, and it even rained the other night and much of the cinnamon washed, or was blown, off. The leaves I missed (because at that point I needed to ....well, you know, I got distracted) still have a little bit, but otherwise we're all good. I sprinkled more cinnamon on the untreated spots yesterday, though I didn't have enough to get everything.
So there you have it. My little garden cinnamon experiment.
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And a little funnism from work: There is a very knowledgeable presenter who is featured heavily in this multi-week section of work. There is just a leetle problem: He has a heavy Indian accent.
The first day he was talking a lot about the epicardium of the heart, which he pronounced A.P. cardium. All right, fair enough. I caught on to that one about ten minutes into this talk after I saw "epicardium" written on the PowerPoint, and adjusted my steno writing accordingly.
Yesterday one of the pronunciation gems was, "Al Wheeler gas exit change."
Any guesses?
Anyone?
Bueller?
How about "alveolar gas exchange"?
Eek. If it weren't for all that talk about alveolar gas exchange I had in the courtroom for all those many years in DUI cases, I wouldn't have had a clue WTF he was talking about. You should have seen the hearing students cluster around my screen, too. And they looked at my face like, "How did you know that?!"
But just when I was smugly basking in the glow of being The Most Amazing and Intelligent Human Being on Earth, "infarct" started translating "infarmer's market." I made "FARKT" a brief form for "farmer's market" during the Michael Pollan talk. This is exactly why I hate brief forms -- they lurk in there in that steno dictionary, forgotten, until they come out at the most inopportune moments. Thankfully, I have a wonderful working relationship with my medical student, we both had a great laugh about it, and I fixed it quickly on the spot. But geesh.
Then followed two hours of a speaker who talks no less than 7 million words a minute. I was a puddle of quivering goo at the end of it. My student asked me, "Which do you like better -- a slower speaker with a heavy accent, or a too-fast speaker without an accent?"
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I asked if I could see a different menu.
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And speaking of inopportune moments, next week we have a return visit from the "I Heart Female Orgasm" people, and you may remember that I got caught out by a brief form following that event last year also, so that I went and orgasmed right in the middle of my work. I know that to some people this will not come as much of a surprise, but still, I do try to maintain appropriate decorum whenever possible.
All those who wonder why captioners make mistakes or want to quit their jobs, or why court reporters won't caption in the first place, raise your hands.
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